Loki is like the mexican version of the coyote - who brings people to earth,
⊙has fenrir disguised as a fluffy docile white dog,
⊙james "bucky" barnes is his dog walker slash mercernary.
⊙Loki is known as the skywalker,
⊙threatens an alien king with macdonalds as he will get fat and ugly
⊙Notices that thor is on earth and devices a plot where "loki" would be found tortured after being captured by hydra.