August 21st, 2012

Yunho Weary

Found: tony/steve

All I can remember is that the fic I'm looking for was Tony/Steve and there was a conversation that happened after Steve got injured? I think.

Tony insists on treating Steve's injuries and is going to give him some kind of painkiller, but Steve explains that it won't work. Nothing will.

Tony asks if by 'nothing' he means nothing and asks what all they tried. Steve goes through a list.

So Tony asks what happens if he gets injured and Steve explains that he gets patched up, heals 4 times faster, and until he's fully healed remembers to 'Duck faster.'

Tony is properly horrified and starts making plans to improve Steve's armor.

I know it's not much and I'm really sorry about that. Anyone know which fic I'm talking about???

EDIT: This fic was found, thank you!

It Will Probably Accelerate by northatlantic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/460559
Tony Stark

Darcy Lewis' Drunk Cover Letter

Lately I've recived a lot of rejection notices to jobs (if they even bother replying), and I remembered a story where the same was happening to Darcy.  Does anyone know the story I'm talking about?  Here is what I remember:  

After a series of rejections, Darcy gets drunk and decides to apply to another job and writes the cover letter completely smashed, and starts writing about how she tased Thor and all the stuff that went down in New Mexico.  Despite this she some how still manges to land a job at SI or SHEILD (I can't remember which).

I would really like to read this again but have no idea where I read it in the first place.  I think it was on AO3 but I can't be sure, I hope someone knows what I'm talking about despite the little I remember.

FOUND!  Thank you!  The fic is The Kitchen is the Heart of the Home